1. José Luis Cuerda and the absurd.
had not even finished the end of the world began and the resurrection of the flesh. My son Herman was among the first to join the phenomenon. [...]
- What you do not know sneak around dead? Come on, get it again! Herminio not hot outside and get me to the grave.
- But do not you glad to see me alive, father? Total
(1985), by José Luis Cuerda
2. Statistics invented (or not)
When we sing the birthday happy, there's a part where approximately 50% of those present sang "todoooooos deseeeeeeamos you ..." while the other half sings "Fulanitoooooo deseeeeeeamos you ..."
3. Three-quarters lies
turns out that there many, many Turks in Germany, which meet every Thursday to eat (so to speak) in the donner kebab. That is why German is said Thursday Donnerstag, ie the day of the kebab .
4. Together (but not mixed)
already said the song together one day between two seems much more than a day . It is an optimistic song. In the pessimistic version, together, one day between two seems a pain. And there's always a third way of those who do not feel or suffer, cold as icebergs, and will always say that together, one day between two equals zero point five .
5. Geek Joke of the month (if you do not understand 99% of the population)
Do you know why they call it inclusive Serrat? Because lost 20 decibels per decade ...
6.
neighborhood stories live on the outskirts, often wandering aimlessly and call it Pelican. I have not yet clear whether the white hair or by the peck spent ...
7. Large (pun intended) inventions of mankind: the vibrator.
British physician Joseph Mortimer Granville invented it in 1880 to combat what in the Victorian era was known as female hysteria, a common ailment at the time. He was diagnosed to any woman with symptoms such as irritability or loss of appetite. The therapy consisted of a pelvic massage with the vibrator until the "hysterical paroxysm" , ie orgasm.
8. "Blessed are bastards?
This 
Julio Cortazar is , born in 1914, writer and first exponent of a generation of artists of various kinds.
Julio Cortazar is , born in 1914, writer and first exponent of a generation of artists of various kinds. 
This is Ray Liotta, born in 1954, actor and in turn the illegitimate son of Julio Cortázar. 
And the latter is Ismael Serrano, born in 1974, and in turn singer Ray Liotta son and grandson of Julio Cortázar. Or not.
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